I double layered two 9×13 cakes (with cream in the middle).
Cut out a shape the best I could.
Covered it sloppy in buttercream (so it would have a texture under the skin).
I covered it in fondant and squished it around for a veined look.
Cut licorice for the hair, added a piercing and a studded ring (both of which I painted metallic silver) and sent him away.
The only thing I would have changed was to add more cream to the buttercream so the words looked more runny.